By Rassilon, We're Going to Get Sued Again For This

Sabrae requires coffee.

This is one of the Seven Great Laws of the Whole Kind of General Mish-Mash. It is, in fact, Great Law Number 3.

For reference, I will provide the other six Great Laws.

1. In a rational cosmos, should life ever come into being, it will exist harmoniously with all other life within said cosmos.

2. There can be no such thing as a rational cosmos.

4. Warm string cheese is somewhat on the kinky side.

5. Where ever possible, the Whole Kind of General Mish-Mash will break into a spontaneous dance number, them wipe the existence of said dance number from history.

6. Waffles, being the ultimate food stuff of enlightenment, must never be worn as clothing.

7. Any sentient life form who attempts to explain the Seven Great Laws of the Whole Kind of General Mish-Mash has lost their mind and is likely actually spouting random nonsense.

Because it is a Great Truth, it should be noted that, regardless of any mission at had for the Killing Time Alliance, Sabrae will usually take it upon herself to seek out hot, caffeinated goodness where and whenever possible. This normally does not pose a problem, as Sabrae's Time Travel Capsule is so in tune with her needs, it generally anticipates them and takes her where she needs to go.

A theory has been made about this which states that Sabrae's TARDIS is, in point of fact, not ACTUALLY a TARDIS, in the strictest sense, but is, more accurately, simply a life form which had, at some point, attempted to deny her coffee.

There is, however, another theory which states the previous one is a load of Belgium.

Regardless of the theory to which one adheres, the fact remains that Sabrae requires coffee.

So, while we were all going our seperate ways after the previously describe battle with the Terrible Zodin, Sabrae, rather than returning to Bruce, decided to seek out her required beverage.

My sister, as I have explained before, has a rather strong telepathic abililty, and this does include her link with her TTC. It is for that reason, her TTC realized the urgency of Sabrae's need and sought out the closest source of caffeine.

Unfortunately, that source was, in fact, not within SL space.

It was actually in an alternate dimension which has been previously described elsewhere as The Land of Fiction.

Sabrae's TARDIS materialized in some kind of tropical area and a quick perusal of her scanners indicated a large number of life forms in the area, though most appeared primative. She did detect a high concentration of raw coffee beans, however, which was good enough for her.

Upon exiting, she had noticed that most of the local fauna had scattered, and that was fine. As she began to explore, however, something unexpected landed on her shoulder.

It was what appeared to be a ring-tailed lemur from Earth, though it was, curiously enough, wearing some kind of elaborate hat. The lemur looked her straight in the eye and didn't show any signs of fear. In fact, it had a rather friendly and jolly smile upon its face.

IMPORTANT NOTE: For the duration, this lemur's name will be abbreviated, as, having already gone through a lawsuit, I have no desire at this time to face one again brought on by the owners of the Madagascar franchise.

 "Hello, giant person of the human person-type!" The lemur said happily to Sab, "Nice of the meeting you! I am KJ, and this is my kingdom, you know!"

Sabrae, I'm told, did something I've never seen her do before....

She smiled without looking like she was going to eat the person her smile was directed at.

"Hello, KJ. I'm Sabrae. I'm a Time Lady from Gallifrey."

"Lady? I am de KING! I have a crown here on my head place, see?" KJ said, indicating his hat. "Isn't it shiny and crowny-like?"

"Yes, very nice. I need to get some coffee."

"AH! The magic going fast bean! I will take you!"

With that, KJ jumped off Sabrae's shoulder and ran ahead, leading Sabrae to the coffee beans, where she took...well... ALL of them.

As she turned around to head back to her TARDIS, KJ leaped from the tree he was in and landed on her shoulder again.

"Where are you going, tall Lady of the ticking time things?"

"I have to get back to my TARDIS now. I have to go home."

"Oh! I will go with you to this...TUTU and I will go and they will love me and I will be the King of Golf-for-free!"

To this day, I have not been able to determine WHY Sabrae didn't bother arguing with the strange little fictional creature, but she didn't.

And so, she had taken on her first companion.