By Rassilon, That Thing Is HUGE!

I will not bore you with the details of his mission, but suffice to say, Lestor, Irwin and Ckandee were successful in carrying it out.

It should be noted,  however, that Terran females have an aversion to expressing sexual intimacy with children in the general vicinity, which lead to a great deal of frustration within Lestor's TARDIS, being as he had grown rather fond of demonstrating to his female companion the various biological systems which Gallifreyans possessed a pair of.

To be fair, Kah'n'dhi also dealt with frustration in her inability to explore the biological differences of "Mr. Magic Space Man" because of the interference of what can best be described as a 10 year old, bilogical Terran chastity belt.

It is for this reason, coupled with a minor glitch in plotting trans-temporal coordinates sending their Time Travel Capsule into the vortex for 426 years (though not aging anyone a single moment) caused Candiye to take up knitting. It was sheer boredom, however, that caused her to knit a single item, a scarf, for the entire 426 years.

It was towards the end of the 426 years in the time vortex that the frustration finally got the best of everyone.

During a moment of extreme passion, it was discovered that a Terran female's posterior, when...enthusiastically introduced to a certain combination of controls on the console of a type 60 TTC, causes it to divert from its present course (the TTC, that is, not the posterior) and seek out the nearest TTC (or comparable time ship) and collide with it before materializing inside of it, often in most convenient broom cupboard.

In this case, it was a recently, illegally, recommissioned type 40, crewed only by a you, silver-haired Tiem Lord and his granddaughter, on their way to a small, unremarkable world in the western arm of Mutter's Spiral.

Okay, that was, admittedly, my ham-handed attempt at being coy.

He crashed into the TARDIS of our old...well, there's no word for it, but someone we'd interfered with a few times before...the Doctor and his granddaughter on their way to Earth.